Friday, April 06, 2007

.... so what will you do now?

Hello chums,

Today I endured the second to last trip home on the train at the tax payers expense (not forgetting I too am a tax payer).

Yes it has come to this. I left the Royal Navy today at 10:30. A 22 year stint over and done. No ceremony, no pomp, no clock. However I did get a piece of paper saying I had an honorable discharge from the forces which is a military equivalent of a piece of paper with the words F*** O** written on it.
The young and very fresh faced WREN who processed my release had to be the youngest person I have ever seen in uniform who wasn't a cadet!
Young as she was she was efficient, knowledgeable and very professional (as I would expect) and she only forgot one thing, my warrant home. 9/10. However a WO1 or at least a fellow CPO would have been better, you know, make you feel missed or appreciated. Instead I got the feeling that she was thinking, "yeah grandad, don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out".

I don't think it has hit home that I am now unemployed, maybe later.

Weired though, as I am being processed for release, who should come through for his release but my sometime boss, a WO2 called L.
Yes I know, L is not a name but I don't see why you need to know what the L stands for.

So he gets processed and then we both go for a couple of pints (yes, just two, he had shopping to do and I didn't want to visit Sheffield again). A nice chat over a drink finds out that he is working for Rolls Royce doing a job I could have done as a kilick for the pay of a WO1 and that I haven't got a job yet. Lets put that last bit into perspective. L has a huge mortgage, kids a wife and a car. I have none of those things and can therefore take a more relaxed attitude to being "made redundant".
My plan is to get a part time job in 3-4 months time while I look for The job. Does that make me a bad person? Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!

22 years ago a young man left Liverpool for a life on the high seas, that idiot became the man now typing this rot, What to do now??

I know! Get pissed and watch an endless loop of family guy, because I am the physical incarnation of Peter Griffin.

Ahh! yes. Can I just say this is the first time I've been in contact with a connected computer for some time . Posts will be more forthcomming from now on I hope.

Well maybe.

P.S. still looking for Knitting porn for my good friends OLPP and KP.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ed, so nice to see you back! And you're retired now, huh? Anchors aweigh!
I'd have been at your Hail and Farewell, heck, I'd have organized it. But alas. Congratulations, though! Are you happy to be retired? But now jobless and that's always a bit unnerving. All right.
Did you enjoy that panty girdle picture I put up?

Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom said...

Ed, you should come to the States on extended vacation and hang out with OLPP and me! We'll teach you to knit and to appreciate good yarn. And raspberry cordial.

Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom said...

And P.S. - Peter Griffin is HOT.

Ed said...

You are both too kind and so...
I'll reply on the main page if I may.