Monday, July 02, 2007

BLOODY WEATHER!!!

Got up this morning to the pitta patter of little raindrops, I have a really bad feeling about this.
By 10am it's still raining but that doesn't matter as the kitchen fitters haven't arrived yet. It could clear up in the next couple of minutes, they could arrive and by close of play I'll have my kitchen back. Well it could happen! Couldn't it?

The phone rings at 10:40, it's the kitchen company with a very grim forecast indeed.
"Hello, is that Mr Ed?"
yes.
"I'm sorry but we cant make it round to you this morning, as you know we have to cut the tops out side and what with the rain an' all, very sorry but what can we do?"
It's ok, it can't be helped.
"We should be able to come around on Wednesday providing the weather clears up, is that ok?"
Yeah sure, see you Wednesday then.
CLICK.

Ten minutes later the rain stops, DAMN!
The clouds start to disperse, DAMN! DAMN!!
Clear blue skies with a few little fluffy clouds, FECK!!









5pm knocking off time and on cue torrential rain for ten mins, BELGIUM!!!

The last of the chilly for dinner, heated up in the microwave tho' Ho hum.

2 comments:

Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom said...

Belguim?

I've been watching Wimbledon today and the rain looks quite menacing. I looked for you in the stands in your 3-D glasses.

Ed said...

Maybe this will help, it's an excerpt from the Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy (fit the tenth for the radio series).

"... the concept it embodies is so revolting that the publication or broadcasting of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy, except one, where they don't know what it means..."
"...and it is only ever used by loose tongued people, such as Zaphod Beeblebrox in situations of dire provocation."
Y'see.