Sunday, February 03, 2008

When lettuce goes bad...

Why do I buy this stuff!

I get it home and put it in the fridge with every intention of using it, but...

It's not a problem in summer, this is just a winter phenomenon.

TTFN

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Botulism, my friend. Botch you lism!

The bastard child of Gene Hunt said...

Sounds like a porn film for vegetables. 'When lettuce goes bad'. By day she was a hardworking iceberg, by night a filthy Romaine. Starring Lolo Rosso.

So, what do you think about me selling out and becoming an advertising whore?

Anonymous said...

dude,

Why do you own lettuce???? Its 98% water with chlorofil....itsnot like its a pepper or aubergine or something of substance.....its thick grass.

Death to all silly veg (well technically its all just crappy leaves)....get some manly veg like parsnips.

Ashley

Anonymous said...

Mate,

Salad is the work of Satan. We all know, my weird veggie brother notwithstanding, that a meal is not a meal unless an animal had to die in hideous pain in order to create said meal. Nuff Said.

Nobby

Ed said...

Not all veg is the work of satan and all his hellish minions.
No my friend, the sprout and the aubergine are the only real satanic veg.

I have a foot in both camps. I still like the veggie stuff but every now and then I feel it necessary to have a steak bleeding and moo-ing all over my plate, maybe with some roasted parsnips. Yum!

Ed said...

I nearly forgot.

The bag of lettuce exploded in the kitchen bin about two hours after that pic was taken.

OMG! The stench was awful.

Anonymous said...

Don't listen to Nobby with all his manly veg hating rants. He said to me only the other night, 'Darling this is a lovely salad you've made us, I've really missed it over the last few months, why haven't we had it more often' - Absolute truth. My secret? I now buy 'growing' lettuce and keep it happy, and hopefully alive on my window sill. Providing a cat doesn't sit on it, its a much better alternative to scary, chemically washed, salad in a bag of horror.

Kat from darn saaaff

Ed said...

Hi K,

Cat scented lettuce, hmmmm.

Nah I'll take my chances with the bagged veg.

Nobby eating salad?!
You do know that after the meal he will have gone out and got a quadruple ten pounder burger to get his fix of meaty goodness.

TTFN

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