Friday, February 08, 2008

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A couple of weeks ago I was over at the Club Nintendo site and I noticed a link for this.
It's a jacket for your wiimotes.

So I read the blurb and it said that it could take a while, 90 days I think, for your jackets to arrive.
Mine took a little over two weeks.

I have a somewhat suspicious mind and I find it hard to believe that Nintendo (long may their stars shine) would give these away to every Wii owner on the planet and ship them free of charge, just out of the goodness in their corporate heart.

No.

I think some stupid head didn't follow the instructions about the wrist strap, got sweaty palms during a session of tennis and when he served the ball he magic misiled the wiimote trough the screen of mummy and daddy's 70inch plasma TV.
Then a pissed mummy and daddy tried to sue Nintendo but it got settled out of court and hushed up that little junior sonofabitch is a dufus and has quite a delivery speed.

It's only a theory, just putting it out there.

Any way It's free.

And you can have up to 4.

And they come with a little booklet with the fitting instructions for the hard of thinking.

Just look at those clever little pockets. Full of cushiony goodness.

And now we have some badly taken phots of two of my wiimotes, one with the new jacket and one nekid.

Yum!

I'll give them a whirl this evening and let you know what my thoughts are on them.

And now, a nosey cat...


TTFN

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, if free controller covers are floating your boat these days you need to get out in the fresh air more....although that controller in its jacket looks suspiciously like a sex aid.

Ashley

Ed's next door neighbour said...

LOL. Yep, that sure is a nosey cat. He's wondering where all the frogs are, probably because the cat bowls were devoid of food. Watch out - as soon as summer arrives he'll be in through those patio doors sooner than you can say Frodo!!!

Those Wii jackets must have been designed with women in mind ... ahem.

Trillian42 said...

Oh, please. That's totally what caused the creation of the Wiimote condoms.

And the thing that sucks about them? They won't work if you have the rechargeable batteries. You'd have to take the covers off to recharge them. So, our Wiimotes go bareback.

Bezzie said...

Hm, I know nada of Wii other than that's the sound the littlest piggie made on his way home.

But I do know something of LPN cats. (Little Pink Nosed!)

Anonymous said...

Afternoon Fella,

Did you get those shockingly young pictures of you that I emailed you earlier?

I am asking on here so that all your lovely readers will know that these pictures exist and will possibly pester you until you post them on here....c'mon people start asking Ed now.

Hope all is good sir.

Ashley

Anonymous said...

Morning Fella, the link to Dameons page doesn't work on your links.

I think it needs to be www.dameonclark.co.uk with the /home.html at the end of the link.

Cheers fella.

Ashley

Anonymous said...

yall r nerds...

feralucce said...

It's not out of the goodness of their hearts... it is out of an impending class action lawsuit resulting from 1200+ smashed tvs and injuries due to FAULTY straps... the straps were re-engineered and they offered the grips as well as replacing the television.

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