No, Ed, it's not real. You can tell by the awful techno dance remix in the background. He's rehearsed this a million times. I'm sorry. Not real. Entirely fake. Also, I am a very cynical non-believer.
You know, the money I saved you could be spent on a surprise package of yarn to be sent to your second-favorite knitting girl! I'm joking. No I'm not. No, really. PS- Can't you arrange things so that I don't have to type in that annoying jumble of letters?
I'm a biped.... mostly water with some trace elements. A mobile collection of abstract thought/ideas... I'm skin coloured... oh!oh! and I like my gravity to be 9.8m/sec/sec
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No, Ed, it's not real. You can tell by the awful techno dance remix in the background. He's rehearsed this a million times.
I'm sorry.
Not real. Entirely fake.
Also, I am a very cynical non-believer.
You've just saved me a shed load of time and money. You're my new tech guru.
Smooches.
Money? You were going to spend money?
You know, the money I saved you could be spent on a surprise package of yarn to be sent to your second-favorite knitting girl! I'm joking. No I'm not. No, really.
PS- Can't you arrange things so that I don't have to type in that annoying jumble of letters?
That should do it. Now if I can just find the bit that stops anonymous comments.
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