Sunday, December 31, 2006

It's just been one big GEEKFEST....

.... here today. Great!

Not being able to move too far from home today due to an upset tum. So I had a tech day and loved it. I managed to:-

  • sell one of my many laptops
  • get the correct version of the software for my two zen's and install it with no drama
  • delete my entire music collection
  • re-rip my entire music collection
  • and finally sort out my new play lists. Nice.

Anyway enough of this twaddle!

Have a blisteringly good night, a fab 2007* and for those who had their new years earlier, enjoy the hangover.

*= unless you're up to no good, in that case I hope you get a rash of some sort.

24

Yes that's the number of hours I got new year out by.

I text(ed) a whole bunch of peeps I like a LOT to wish them a happy new year.

AND WOKE THEM ALL UP!!!!

CRAP! CRAP!! CRAP!!! CRAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!

It will sort of take the edge of tomorrows text don't you think.


I am a worm.

and not one of the nice ones.




Actually this is me in the middle of a Field. I'm not a horse and I'm not a donkey, what am I.

you got it!

I
AM
AN
ASS.

I'll never live this down. Some of them have kids, for god's sake. I'm a dead man when I get back to work.
At least the pain will be over reasonably quickly!

In mitigation, for some reason my computers are all on the same time, i.e. 01/01/07.
I'll sort it out and it'll never happen again.

There I've ripped it up, you'll never have to see it again!

Saturday, December 30, 2006

wow look at my past...



I've had one of these ships and had the sistership of the other. This is Kiel and what a great time was had by all.
I had Bristol and Phoebe
The pic is of Bristol and Minerva.

I await the corrections, lets hope time does not cloud too many memories.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Who will rid me of this turbulent...














...ex-dictator

Hopefully the people he treated so badly. Lets just hope it's not a couple of drunken knights(squadies).

And here's to a great civil war in iraq. It'll certainly blow the cobwebs out. I know. We had two.

The end

Here we are looking at the end of another year, something we should all be greatfull for I supose. Lots of milestones passed for everyone, some good ones and some bad ones (more bad than good it seems to me). But on the up side:-


  1. I just linked a laptop via a crossover cable to my desktop sharing a wireless link to access the web without registering the laptop on the wireless network. More luck than judgement.

  2. Sadam will be a bad memory in a short while thanks to a swift post apeals justice system in Iraq.

  3. And my pan that was of late dead is back to life and as good as new. Hurahh!

What do you think of this still life?

and this one.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

GOOD LORD THEY'RE KINTTING.....

Yes OLPP was right the google kangeroos are knitting! Begods!

Monday, December 25, 2006

DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

Soups off!!!

Just look at my damn pan.

Drat and double drat!!

Mushroom soup?

All in all it's been a good day, dinner at big sis's house, we all got wedged, everyone got some cool stuff and now I'm home and thinking what the hell am I going to to with the half a hundred weight of mushrooms I bought the other day before they rot down to a ghastly mulch on top of the fridge.

Nephew got a PSP off his M+D, he was made up and so was I, he can keep his little paws off mine now. Honestly it's a good job I've got a few spare batteries as he manages to wipe them out each time he visits (I don't really mind). I have no reason to complain as I have two PSP's anyhow. I got him a dock for his psp and in typical form the stuff that I buy doesn't work. The earphone , power and control jacks on the dock are poorly positioned and so the psp doesn't sit down correctly and thus there is no sound, this bites.
And for my next trick I will attempt to return a poorly designed lump of plastic without the aid of a receipt. (I think I shredded it along with all sorts of other highly shreddable bits of paper the other day, curses!)

Done the phone-a-thon and text-a-thon to wish everyone a merry Christmas and the only peeps I couldn't contact was Nobby and K. I think they're at his folks for xmas with A. I shall leave a suitably witty and mildly offensive text for him to read later, if I can think of one that is.

As for the mushrooms, well I think I've reached that time in my life when I should be making mushroom soup, I'll make the soup, have a bowl of it for supper and freeze the rest for later. There, a plan. Actually I think I'll add some of the celery I've got to the soup, that should work
Wish me luck.

TTFN.

Christmas day nasty

Cheers Kathy for introducing me to what has to be the most dubious looking of crustaceans.
I'm not a fan of shell fish and the like but after reading the linked page I'm even less of a fan. In fact I'll probably have difficulty eating my Christmas day lunch in a few hours.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not scolding or having a go at you, I just thought that a thing so icky has to be shared on the main page and not in the comments box.
Again, thank you and enjoy the rest of the holiday, it's just a pity I have no similar disgusting link to send to you.
TTFN.


here are the links for all to share, marvelous.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck
http://www.tonywhite.net/Goeduck.htm

It's just gone 12 on xmas day....

....and now I can open my prezzies from gitchops and bird from darn sarf.

Chili nuts!!!! these are going back with me so we can all enjoy them at the next chili night, hot damn!!

Little yellow bottle that looks like a bike drink bottle, hmmm.(read, read, read).
Good lord, it's moisturising cream with the word "lube" at the end of it(worryingly). Apparently it's for my (scabby) bald head.COOL!!!

CHILI JAM! CHILI JAM!!!!
This isn't Xmas! I've obviously died and gone to chili heaven.
Chili jam and Cheshire cheese sarnies now heave into view on my culinary range, bloody hell it's hot!

I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH (sniff)

I don't deserve such friends. Have a good time with Your nearest and dearest. See you sooner than you think, bye bye.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

A truly sad day for mankind

http://uk.360.yahoo.com/mon452

Yes, it doesn't roll off the tongue, does it.

This is my new address. Don't get me wrong, I'm keeping blogger. For now at least.

I'll never forget my time with blogger. You never forget your first, do you?

To OLPP and PK, I'll still look for wooly things to post for you both, should you pass by my new gaff.

Karen You will always be welcome, as will anonymous ASH.

To everyone else......

....MY KINGDOM.

Firefox

Just put firefox on one of the laptops and so far so good, just playing with it for now. I'll get round to putting it on the other computers soon enough.

Having trouble with the wireless connection at the mo, like it's not there...

...keep typing and hope for the best or stop now and investigate...

...it's back.

TTFN

Photos from my phone





Here as promised are the pics of the aminals and in no patricular order.





































And can anyone tell me what this is?








this came in the other day with the words "can you fix it please". Sorry for the poor condition of the photos.








of course we can, we're great!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Home for the holidays (hurah)...

...but with shopping still to be done (huroo).

Hi to Kathy.

I think you are (all) correct, that I.E. Bites the big fella and Mozilla is the only viable solution.

That being said, I'll probably stick with blogger till the new year, just to see what happens really.


A big hello to "anonymous" ASH.

I got home with no major dramas on the trains, and on time too. Getting home on time came as a surprise due to all that fog shrouding the entire country, it looked (before the sun went down) as if the day had been cancelled due to lack of interest.

Got back to find some more mail on the mat, well it would be on the mat if I had one, anyway there they where four envelopes and only one addressed to me and that was a gas bill. one of them was for my lil sister's ex husband (prize git) the other for big sis's husband (TOP BLOKE), so he gets his without the aid of a shredder and the final one was for a couple I've never heard of and probably wont either. That reminds me I keep getting mail for some vicar type that lives a few miles away in a road with a slightly similar sounding name, if English isn't you first language, must have a chat with the (is it still the royal) mail. AGAIN!!

Yes, once again I apologise for my throwing of stones whilst currently residing in a glass residing thing. I know my spelling is bad and my grasp of grammar is somewhat unique, but I can at least read the address on a bloody envelope. (breathe in, breathe out, etc.)


Just tried out the chippie up the road, it's under new management, the shop changed hands in March this year and this is the first time I've used it since, normally I'd cook but I just couldn't be bothered, even heating something up didn't appeal, so the chippie it was.

  • chips general 8/10
  • chips amount 15/10 (very large portions still)
  • curry sauce 7.5/10 (still miles better than any found darn sarf)
  • fish cakes 1.2E+43/10 (home made and well worth the wait, huge and lovely)

So here I am typing this rot with a very full belly, those who know me will probably gasp at that last bit as it's quite a belly to be very full with, and now I'm going to sign off for today and open the free calender I got from the new owner of the local chippie.

Ahhhh, it's got cute little aminals on it, photo evidence tomorrow.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

This blog's days are numbered...

Right I've just tried to do stuff on this blog on two of my puters, one is with a friend and the other is at work, but these two are having issues.

Just updated both:-

internert explorer version whatever it is now

AND

BLOGGER

So why can't I make comments?
I supose I should be glad that I can post this, maybe...

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Blogger has just made my list...

To kill some time in between cooking a chili and doing a mountain dishes, I thought I'd crack open a bottle of wine and trawl some random blogs. You wouldn't believe what I've seen, no hang on, if you're reading this you probably would.

Anyway one blog was "Katie in the kitchen", short but sweet, literally. The next was some loon and a chum absailing into a vast cave, good lord they where high up! It made the soles of my feet tingle just looking at the phot.
Now to the point of this drivel. I wanted to comment on them, one of congratulations and one mentioning that counseling is available. But blogger had other ideas, as soon as the publish comment buton was pressed, quick as a flash NOTHING HAPPENS, and continued not to happen for 10 mins.
Is anyone else having this annoying thing happening. Also can't watch the video clips people post of themselves, I need my fix of stoopid people hurting themselves in amusing and ever inventive ways.
And it's for those reasons that blogger has made my list.

Anyone know of a different host for blogs?

And the spell checker now has some rather odd tilt on the English language (as bad as my own).

Friday, December 15, 2006

the agony (of choice!)

"Happy it's not your birthday day, here have a present" day is nearly upon us and the only peeps I'm sorted with are some friends and mum and dad. Ordinarily dad would be livid that friends came before family, that is his wont, it's just that I know my friends better than I know my own family. Sad but horribly true.
As it happens I'm test driving (sort of ) mum's presie, as I talk to you. Those of you who just had rude thoughts, log off now and wash your brain with acid!!! PERVERTS!!
If you must know it's........
(Yhea like I'm gonna say this close to "Happy it's not your birthday day, here have a present" day, what she's getting)


Took out a grand from the bank today to get gifts and stuff. No F idea. Got home with 0.87K. Huge suckfest.

Look I'm an engineer, not the great Kreskin, and therefore have no imagination (especialy when it comes to gifts), so I ask direct. It would seem that my genes are not the only ones missing the "I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU", bit.

If someone doesn't squeek soon, it's lumps of coal all round! All I've got to do is find a working coal mine in the U.K. May as well figure out what 22/7 comes out at in decimal form is. (answers on a postcard).

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The clock is ticking....

Just got 3 mins left on this time code, just a quick note that I'll be trying to escape from the south again this week, my tickets have arrived by recorded delivery, ordered them over the tinternet.
Pray for calm weather and wish me luck.
Out.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Apathy, Good Manners and a loss of connection

Hi it's me again.
I sort of fell off the edge for a while there but with luck I'll be posting again with a bit more frequency from now on.
The thing is that during the week, while I'm at work my access to the internet is zero, unless I want to go to the internet cafe {this is where the apathy comes in} but I just think to myself, "can't be arsed". Then there is the weekend and Saturday in partiular, this sees me at a friends house cooking the weekly chillie (in the summer we bar-b-q and he cooks that) and it just seems to me to be slightly bad form to say that seeing as the chillie is on simmer now I'm off upstairs to use your computer for the next hour or so just so I can update my blog {that's the good manners part}.
So I decided to make the effort and to use the internet cafe on my way back to barracks after work, only to discover a closed cafe containing one irate owner and a confused looking BT engineer {loss of connection bit}. So my lack of blog activity this past month isn't all my fault, much.
Now there are probably some of you out there thinking, "well how did he get this post done after what he just said?". Easy I threw out my good manners and decided to use my friends computer, handing him the large wooden spoon so that he can take over the job of periodicly stiring the chillie, lest it stick to the bottom of the pan and earn him a flogging (something his missus would no doublt deliver as she looks forward to chillie night just as much as the rest of us).

Joined the rest of the human race the other week and got a credit card(Gasp!), well I had to thanks to work, I'll explain.
Work used to give me a rail warrant (one a month) that I could exhange for a return trip home, all well and good. Now they don't thanks to a new admin system that they have bought. Now we have to soort out our own travel, claims, leave and stuff. Something we haven't had to do in such depth before and one of the upshots is the loss of the warrants, now they claim to pay into your pay account a daily rate of milage that will be enough for not one but two return trips home on the train. Only some of the preceeding statement is true, can you guess what bit that may be? Anyone? Yes you got it "for not one". The total amount paid in is £40 short of one return ticket if bought on the day of travel.
So you don't have to be a maths whiz to figure that the company (I say company as that is what the Royal Navy has been turned into, R.N. Plc) is saving a fortune at the expence of its men and women. (breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out)
Any way the upshot is that I was told by one of the admin types that I could get cheap deals by booking tickets over the internet, so I had to get a credit card or pay through the nose each time I wished to see my loved ones in the grim north.
Have card, can book, did book,TORNADO, London, no trains to the grim north, stuck darrn saff. It's just as well that the company is good otherwise I'd have to go mad1 and probably mad2.
But ever the optomist I'm going to book some more tickets in the hope that there will be trains again (to the north) on the route that I will be booking them.
One fool in a hat solomly informed me that he could get me on a train to Shefield, but I would have to stay over night before getting a connection to Liverpool, this was at Euston and the poor man must have been close to a nervous breakdown caused by thousands of people asking him how they where to get home with all the train cancelations beacause that has to be the reason why he wished me to stay overnight in Shefield. Git!

Is it just me or am I leaving it too late to do all my xmas shopping?
It is just me isn't it.

Anyhoo, bye for now I'm off to shop on line with my new plastic, wish me luck.

P.S. Hi to OLPP and PK

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

"...and then they smash them all to bits!"

Studying MS Access today.

My head is mashed.

On the up side the exam is tomorrow and with it the end of a frustrating course using really pants and buggy software.

Chin, chin.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

New links

Just ventured into the links section again and put in a couple of links to some oddly compelling blogs. Knitty type peeps, but a good read non the less, and from these blogs all of your knitting needs can be filled from the mushroom cloud of links and contributors, enjoy.

Popup nasty

I've just deleted the link to video intrigue as it has become a haven for truly annoying popups warning of the perils of adult sites and the fact that "your computer has traces.......BLAHHH!"
It's a shame it had to go as it would have killed some time between lessons, ho humm.

Monday, October 30, 2006

...dribble, sniff, gnuhh...

It's been a while since my last entry I know but if "anon" is correct then it's not worth reading any way, then again the main reason behind any weBLOG is a selfish one, it's just a diary that you don't mind people reading and don't really give a rats ass about what they think of your random mutterings and rants. Isn't it?

Just getting over a pesky little cold, (or if you're of the female persuasion, man flu) just got the head and sinus' stuffed with cotton wool feeling left. The random nose gag only lasted a couple of days, pity really as guessing what nostril would run next and for how long and in what colour was keeping me amused for hours at a time. Thankfully the comedy cough didn't last too long, the sort of wheezing judder that had black and purple flashes going off behind my eyes, I was lucky if I was sitting down when I coughed, as the first time I did one I ended up sitting on the floor in a confused state and my head swimming, again hours of fun for the family.

Here I am sitting in front of the same computer in the same classroom I was in a few weeks back when I did the ECDL, this time I'm doing the MOUS course and already my brain is starting to bleed and I'm yet to get to the really hard questions, two weeks of keyboard pounding fun, what joy! Still it's what I wanted to do.

The Great South Run was on down here the week before last, I didn't run myself ( those who know me will know why) but I acted as the support unit for some friends who did run it. The race was run, everyone was fantastic, money was raised for all sorts of charities and the weather was dreadfull. I have never before been as soaked to the skin while on dry land as I was that day, wetter than an otter in a washing machine. I'm afraid that while I was waiting for my friends to finish and come to the pickup point I did loose my sense of humor and when I found out that they where waiting behind a skate park while I was out in the middle of a field and experiencing the second stage of hypothermia, needless to say that I did have a bit of a grump on and left them to it then had to squelch the 3 miles back to my digs. It's amazing how warm you can get by just taking off wet clothes and having a mug of coffee with brandy instead of milk, Mmmmm.

Bought myself a big, warm and above all WATERPROOF coat on Monday.

Hurahh!

Friday, October 20, 2006

I'm still here, honest...

I'm still here.

Long time no write.

Went to Aldershot last week and you're probably thinking why, am I correct?

It was a day out to find where it is I will need to go and stay in January to do a training course. And no it's not to learn how to become a brickie!

Armed with a print out of Aldershot obtained from the AA's web site I got off the train, found my bearings, oriented the map and set off in the right direction (rare for me) and after 10 min walking I came to the first of several annoying little omissions on the map. A road that I needed to take had a barrier across it. Not the sort that you raise or lower to stop traffic, no, that would be too simple. No, this barrier was 18 foot high if it was an inch, all chain-link and razor wire with added razor wire on top. Drat, and double drat!!

Check the map, find alternative route, good and off I go. 5 mins later I come across another similar barrier to my progress, ho hum.

So in a philosophical mood I check the map, find alternate route and off I go. A few minutes later I am confronted with a very familiar sight, yes you guessed it, 18' of variously shaped bits of metal put together in a sort of fence like theme, I sense a pattern emerging and a feeling comes over me that tells me my map is a load of pants.

In the end I ended up going off the side of the map in an attempt to find a road that would swing back the way I needed it and would take me where I needed to be, I did find one but I feel it was more luck than jugement.

So what did I learn from all this?

  1. Aldershot has these blocked off roads as it is one big army base with a train station
  2. I will be living in barracks for the duration of my course(all the hotels are in the center of town miles from where I want to be).
  3. The AA have a lot to answer for (GITS!!)

The mouse on this computer is set to an annoyingly sensitive level (it's in an internet cafe) I think it's a ploy to have you wasting time chasing the pointer all over the bloody screen so you spend more time doing less, and to raise the low level anger and bitterness we all get throughout the day and which tarnishes the soul by making us really p####d off.

TTFN

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

a bit of a breeze

There was a spot of inclement weather the other day, as you can see. Surely somebody must have thought that putting up the huge sail, sorry advertising/privacy screen, on a flimsy fence held down with wishful thinking and a few tie-wraps, was a bit of a bad idea especially as we're now heading into our much delayed winter, you know wind and rain and some more wind, ho hum.


I know it was possible for the rest of the fence to be blown down (on top of me) but I had to see what it was like, sad I know.



This ECDL thing, well, what can I say that wont insult the instructor more than our intelligence. The only time I've had to engage my grey matter in this last week and a bit was late this morning just before lunch as we started doing MS Access. I've not used access before, but even so the old noodle is barely ticking over.
I'll have to come back and do the advanced course and see if that is any more challenging, got to dash as it's mind taxing time again.

TTFN

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Small ball of rock

Just a quickie for now.

I have just come back to class after lunch,
"So what!"

At lunch I was at the table with an old friend who used to be a cadet with me in our youth. It turned into a bit of a "all our yesterdays" and a "what does the future hold for us" session.
Next thing we know someone else joins the table who it turns out is from our home town and went to the same cadet unit we did.

Just goes to show what a small ball we live on.

TTFN

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Thinking putty and hammers

Lets start off by saying tp PK, by all means use "flippin' 'eck" as much as you can get away with and you could try using "ecky thump!" as a form of exclamation or indication of mild surprise.

Next, Bad news about OLPP losing her job, that sucks lots (that is of course if she liked her job I suppose, if not it's probably party time), hope you get another one soon.

But what is it about putty and hammers, that I have yet to talk about. Settle back and I'll begin.

Last year a friend of mine was given a tin of this remarkable STUFF (it's so remarkable it requires capital letters) by his then girlfriend (now soon to be wife, ahhh).

On the tin it said you could stretch it, bounce it, snap it, mould it and shatter it. That is the odd thing about this STUFF it could do all that and if left in a ball across slightly open fingers would slowely run through said fingers like a Dhali painting of some clocks, wow.
It was only a matter of about 5 mins before either myself or his brother ( we both get blamed for so many things involving stupid stuff it's often difficult to remember who came up with what daft idea or other) suggested that we go to the shed, find a hammer and see if it really could shatter just like the tin boasted. Now I still maintain that my friend was up for the idea, but all it took was the smallest of small glances ( that lasted all of a pico second) from his girl friend and the brilliant hammer gag was stopped, permanently(BOOO!!)

Or so it would seem....

The other week while out trying to do away with my disposable income in the shop called "Game" I was at the checkout paying for some chips for the PSP when I glanced down and saw tins of thinking putty, you know, the STUFF. There was almost a sonic boom as the first tin to hand was plucked from the shelf and banged down in front of a very surprised assistant. The STUFF was mine at last (I'd only ever seen it in gadget catalogues before) and it wasn't long before thoughts of hammers and anvils and the STUFF entered my overheated mind, what fun.

The scene now shifts to my workshop the next day, there is me, a hammer, a co-worker and the STUFF in a ball on the work bench. Well long story short as I have to go back to work in a min or two.
Whack! Down comes the hammer. Bang! goes the putty and bits of the STUFF take off in all directions making a noise like a brace of partriges leaving cover at speed. We spent the next forty minutes looking for the stuff, because it bounces non of the bits landed where we expected. Great days.

TTFN.

Monday, September 25, 2006

ON LINE AGAIN AT LONG LAST

I feel dreadful for not being able to update this blog for the last two weeks, just thinking about my poor readers left with nothing to read, poor things.

Where to begin. Such a lot has happened, yeah right.

The reason I haven't been adding to this steaming pile is that the internet cafe that I use has decided to be closed at the weekends. Must be raking in pots of cash during the week and making enough from the wireless users over the weekends. I don't have a wireless account as you have probably worked out. I have a laptop that is capable of doing the whole wireless thang, but I do lack a credit card, something that you need to set up a wireless account. Now I could use my payment card to set up the account but Satan will be driving the snow plough before I give those details out over the net, so until I join every other adult human on this rock and get a credit card my blog entries will be fairly sporadic.

Right that's the excuse out of the way, so on with the show.

Got a rather nasty pic from dad the other day, it was of himself in a hospital bed with a gauze pad over one eye, he sent it to my phone after he had been discharged from the hospital. I got the shock of my life when I first saw it, I'd forgotten that he was going in to have a mole removed from that bit of the face between the tear duct and the bridge of the nose. Just had a chat with him ten mins ago and he said that when he changed the dressing on it he had a good look ad where the mole was and decided that it looked just like a bullet hole, nice.

To change the subject from terrible to tasty.
The chefs here at work did themselves proud on friday last, one of them made a load of home made fishcakes, yum! So nice are they that I had one for each meal all weekend, the best ones they did had salmon in them, flippin' 'eck they was goooood!
Also no chilly this weekend as the mate who's place I normaly go to to cook the chilly was away visiting friends with his other half, so now we're all in the middle of the worst case of cold turkey and are willing the weekend to come around NOW!!!

What to do with my time when I'm not making the worlds best chilly on a saturday?

I know I'll do a spot of shopping. Went to the asda to get a few bits and bobs most importannt of all was some goats milk and some socks. I know this isn't a very rock star style sounding life, well guess what I'm not a rockstar. Anyhoo, walked past the part that has all the music and dvd's and had to stop and get a few things, I know I could have walked past but you know how it is. The upshot of the trip was that I left the store with the following,

  • "more songs to learn and sing"- Album by Echo and the bunnymen (wow)
  • "i'm not dead"- Album by Pink (very good)
  • "Ta-Dah"- Album by the Scissor sisters (only one half decent track on the whole waste of plastic)
  • Weird science (a classic along with Ferris B's day off)

Got to dash lesson resumes in a few mins, see you all soon.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Invasion of the body snachers

They're taking over slowly, but surely.

This next pic is of a post office believe it or not

Who is next? And is there any way to halt the invasion?

We're all doomed, doomed I tell you!

Photos from my phone

The quality isn't as good as if I had used my camera, but I always have my phone with me and not always the camera, so its a case of taking the rough with the smooth I'm afraid.

First things first, here is a pic of the shortest copper in all of England. I always thought that you had to be a min of 6 foot in your stocking feet, not 5 foot 4 inches in your hat and boots as this chap seems to be.

I was at some friends house last night for tea/supper and she (no names) was cooking a chillie meatball and sausage dish which was delicious, there was some salami type stuff in it as well wich had to be fried to crisp it up a bit, anyway into the frying pan it went and good lord the amount of oil that was liberated from the stuff! Sufice to say the oil was enough to fry the onions, garlic and chillies in. Any how we ate the meal outside (seeing as the weather has picked up a bit) and chatted about this and that over a gass or two of wine. The temp dropped a degree or two and girlie being a hothouse flower had to wrap up a bit more that us lads, the up shot of this being the subject in the next pic, a lovely summer dress and those things on her feet, well I ask you...


I am fortunate in that I realy like my job, I'm not too chuffed with the management any more but I still enjoy my job. During my working day I get to use an assortment of machinery, here is a pic of one of them, she's called Brenda and we're both very happy together.


Around at friends house again today, they're having a BBQ and loads of peeps are comming, should be a good day, the local football team are playiong at home today as well, so once the game starts we will be able to hear what's going on with ease, as the stadium is only a few streets away. I was walking past the stadium one day during a match just as someone scored a goal, I almost had kittens, I don't think I've ever heard a noise that loud that wasn't an explosion of one sort or another.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Frustration (or isn't modern tech wonderful)

Right lets get the important stuff out of the way beffore the battery gives out.

Pop-ups are still being blocked, even tho I've turned it off, so guess what?

no spell check, so forgive my ignorance of the English lasagne.

This pic is the front cover of the best book I've got, it was a late birthday present from Ash. Cheers Ash this book is FABAROO, it tells young and older chaps all they need to know about stuff and things, marvelous.


And this is the back of the book, it says it all realy



This jar of mustard, is ablolutly mustard if you get my drift, just the right amount of chillies in it, another gift off Nobby and Kath. Only one tiny little problem....


...It's just too small and wont last, I doublt it will even make it home.


And here we have a pic of me, taken using the v3 and then washed thru the computer. Some might say (those who know me) the best pic of me in all the world

RIGHT.

Pleasantries over with it's time for a bejou rant, a rantette if you will.

I just thought it would be nice to post the pics above and to say thank to those responsible, so over to the internet cafe I troll laptop in bag. I used to be able to see the bloke pay the money and he would give me the WAP key and I would be away.

Not anymore! No. Now you have to get a paypal account, and pay for the connection over the net, the comp automaticly connects to the network then when you go on line the log in appears for paypal and asks for your details before allowing you access to the web. What happens if, like me you don't do the whole internet shopping and here are all my bank details, thing?

I don't even have a credit card, not because no one will give me one, I just don't want one. But this is one of many such (in)convenient things offf late that have proved that I should get a credit card, one more bit of plastic in my wallet.

Anyway here I am connected to the net, eventualy (the server went down), and the sun's gone in and it's getting next to impossibe to see, the only light is comming from the screen of the laptop and I think the "f" key is on the way out, it just doesn't feel right, sort of sticky.

Final rant I promise.

Do you ever feel the need to kick a puppy when dealing with your tech support guys? I do, I'm getting cheesed off having to phone them every week to see if they can possibly fit a bit of mantenance in on the machines in my workshop, one lathe has developed a squeek that's getting anoying, the other lathe's coolant pump doesn't work (the new one was written of in seconds thanks to the idiot who fitted it forgetting to clear out the reason that the first one died, namely swarf. GIT) and to top it all the only milling machine we have decided to go on the fritz just when I needed to use it. Anyway, I think I deserve a medal for keeping calm and not getting truely offensive with the IDIOT on the other end of the phone, because they realy deserve a good flogging for being so vacant and dense.

Right that's it I'm off for now as it's realy dark now.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Nothing much to report

Been back at work a few days, it having been a bank holiday an' all and it's been rather dull, both job wise and weather wise. Hardly worth the effort of turning up for work, so one day this week I didn't even bother, too naughty for hell or what?

Round at a friends house (if you look to the bottom of this blog you'll see I've described him as fiend, that was deliberate) today for a BBQ, however we seem to be in mid April as it's being very persistent outside. It's not really a problem as we can bring the chilly season forward a bit, it just means that yours truly is doing the cooking instead of my mate doing the BBQ, ho hum.

I'm using some of the chilies from the bushes he (my friend) recently got at a fair, actually I'm using a whole heap of the damned things as they are not that hot, I may have to stoop to using chill powder or crushed chilies to bring a little bit of heat to the savory mince I seem to have made by mistake. I'm sure that given a few years tho that the chilly plants he has will be real world beaters and burn the tongue out af an asbestos rhino (we can live in hope I suppose).

Brought my laptop with me so that I could install the software for my phone as my friend, his brother and me all have the same/similar phone that's now done, all works well. I was also hoping to update this blog with some photos, that I took with said phone whilst on my mammoth journey from Liverpool to Portsmouth (via London) {9 and a half bloody hours, thanks to a train strike! GITS!} but the battery ran out of juice and guess who forgot to bring his leads with him? DUHHH! I could have sworn that I packed them, ah well.
It's a pity really as when I turned on the laptop it detected an unsecured wireless network, I managed to update windows and my antivirus software and spyware software, which was cool, not ethical and morally dubious but NOT illegal, not my fault if some body doesn't know what they're doing, MWhhaahaha!! Still you gotta laugh.

Mate's brother asked to use the laptop to edit some music so he could change his ring tones on his phone, of course I said yes, and so he sat there whiling the time away in a happy little world of his own editing music tracks into functioning ring tones, nice. However, he was saving them all as a default save and so regardless of how many he did he still ended up with only one ring tone after forty minutes as they where saving one over the other, never mind. Just a pity that at the same time he realised this the battery upped and died. Better luck next time.

Read in the paper the other day about some old bloke Who had retired but had then got bored and so had gone back to work, he works for a car hire place and he's employed as a general mechanic and car washer, and he was ordered to take a day off on his birthday, actually ordered, well he is 100 years old. Yes I know what you're thinking, "this is a made up story that smells of the country", but I assure you dear reader that it is true, it was in the Mirror and in the Daly Mail so it has to be true (at least I didn't read it in the sun or the news of the world).

Oh yeah, before I go, must tell you that while I was in London waiting for a train out of the capital and closer to the coast, I met up with a mate who I haven't seen in over eight years, he has hardly changed, ok his heads a bit smoother but the eyes and the manic grin are still the same (SCARY!), had a couple of pints of cider while I waited for my connection, caught up on a few bits and bobs and agreed to meet up again one weekend either here or there. Good.

Here's another little gem 'afore I go.
Doctors in the UK say that fat chicks can't have IVF....Discuss.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Going A.W.A.L.....

Got to go back to work, after a very long weekend, Yippeee.

No! I realy I love my job

Sorry lost the plot somewhat, listening to the back album (Him of King Kong fame)

Right who am I and what has happenend to the real me?!

Fuzzy feet?- biggg socks?

Monday, August 28, 2006

This made me chuckle

Follow the link

http://www.geekandproud.net/terror/

Very nearly had coffee all over the screen.

This is so true it's SPOOKY...

Understanding Engineers

Part one
Two engineers were talking when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, as I was walking along the other day minding my own business a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Part two
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Part three
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a very slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper, lets have a word with him. Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh yes, that's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our club house from a fire last year, so we let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment, then the priest said, "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy of mine and see if there is anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

Part four
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets/

Part five
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Part six
Three engineers were discussing the possible designer of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer, The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "actually it must have been a civil engineer, Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Part seven
Normal people believe that if it's not broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it's not broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Part eight
An engineer was walking along the road one day when a frog called out to him and said that if he kissed it, it would turn into a princess. He bent over, picked the frog up and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back I'll stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back in his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I've told you I'm a princess and I'll stay with you and do anything you want. Why wont you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Sunday, August 27, 2006

This weeks compitition

A Triganic pu to the first name out of the hat who can tell me what this is















Answers on a postcard to the usual address
Closing date, a week last Thursday
Good luck

Last weeks lucky winner was a Mr R.J Molestrangler from Preston
and the answer was a Gibbon
He wins two weeks in the Faslane peace camp.
Our four runners up get six weeks.

All is sweetness and light (again)

Remember I had issues with my phone, a laptop and Motorola? Not any more, I flashed up the desk top in the computer room and installed the phone software on it instead, two updates and three re-boots later and the phone and computer talked to one and other, hurrah.

So, as intended here is the pic I took in Pompy for all you wooly/knitty types out there...


You see, they're everywhere! We can't stop them

We're all doomed!!

What's worse, there's even a place like this in my home town, it's all very dark and sinister if you ask me.

On a lighter note, had an old school friend and his two lads round this evening for tea, I made Koresh (yum). Only one little problem, his youngest was starting to come down with something nasty, his symptoms included:-

  1. dizziness
  2. hot forehead cold cheeks
  3. loss of appetite
  4. tiredness
  5. rash on the back (this turned out to be where he was leaning against the arm of the sofa)

Poor little Bagins...

I told the little fella to bring his appetite and no illness when next he calls.

Well they had to leave about 10 min ago my friend has to return them to their mother on time or all hell will be let loose.

We had a look on google earth to see where they went camping in Wales, one little problem there, nearly all of Wales is in low res so we saw diddley, would have been better off with an ordinance survey map instead of a computer. But we did get to see where they're going paintballing soon, it's at a place near Ormskirk, google earth rout planner said the journey from his house should take 32 min so we added an hour to inject some reality into the estimate.

Fame at last, well notoriety at least

I now warrant a mench on someone else's blog, I've arrived.

OK I'm not cool, I'm not a great many things (something the world should be grateful for).

But there is an actual link to my really rubbish blog, hot damn!!!

Cheers PK.

UR FAB.

P.S. I promise to only take the mick out of US citizens who are desperately in need of it, no more generalizations.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

A day in the kitchen

I found myself in an unusual position this morning at about 06:30 (easy now), no, I found myself wide awake and well rested, well it wasn't too unexpected seeing as I crashed and burned at midnight, considering it's the weekend and I'm at home it's very odd indeed.

Finding it very hard to concentrate at the moment as I'm listening to a re-run of "I'm sorry I'll read that again" on BBC radio 7 over the internet, very funny, aired (repeat from the 70's) on Tuesday this week. Go visit the site, it's well worth a listen to almost everything they play, no news bulletins or adverts, heaven.
They play stuff like the 'Goon Show', 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue', from times gone by to contemporary comedy in the 'Comedy Club', they also do dramatisations of books, dramatic to comedic to Si-Fi. It's all good, I love it.

Anyway, went down to Mum and Dad's for a late lunch and a chat, we had a mock fry-up, I say mock fry-up as the only thing that was fried was the egg, everything else was grilled (devilishly difficult to grill an egg, it keeps falling through the holes in the grate). I had a couple of bits of bacon (rind removed) and 2 sausages (pork) and an egg, the same as Mum, Dad on the other hand had what we had AND a Piece of black pudding, for those of you who don't know what black pudding is, consider yourself very lucky indeed (it's basically congealed blood, a scab if you will. Revolting).

We chatted about this and that, as you do. One major topic of conversation was Nephew's less than spectacular exam results one C and a handful of D's. Well it's all cobblers, he like me had a bad first outing, I'm sure if he gets accepted into the lower sixth form he'll get them to A's and B's. This rather low point in Nephew's academic career could be just what he needs to buck him up a bit, He may just suffer from the very real and often debilitating exam nerves, I know I do (still, this I know 'cause for the last twenty odd years I've done more exams than I can remember). I hope he doesn't cave in and give up and leave school with a handful of worthless results, but stays on and gives it another go, I did and I managed to get a career with relative ease doing exactly what I wanted, granted a life in the military isn't everyone's cup of tea, I was just lucky. Nephew has no intentions of joining up, too strict a regime for him and he's never shown any inclination towards a martial life anyway, but what he is good at is sport, sport of all kinds, best if it has a ball involved and football in particular, so a job in either the leisure industry or teaching (ironically) sport. Well fingers crossed that he makes the correct decision (what he wants to do not what others pressure him into).

Yes! Yes! What has all that got to do with kitchens and the like? As the title of this entry suggests, read on....

After my ablutions where completed I came down stairs and made myself a stein of instant coffee, I picked it up from Kiel during Kiel week years ago and am constantly surprised that it's still in one piece. Anyhoo, While I was drinking this I was giving serious thought about what to have for breakfast and then for supper (lunch was to be at Mum and Dad's). Breakfast was easy, strawberry jam on wholemeal toast, goes well with the coffee. That just left the evening meal, I was already half way to a meal as I have in the fridge some of my special spuds in tuppaware containers and a sort of Greek salad in another container (a leftover lot from the night before), I always make too much! Anyway I remembered that I had a couple of small(ish) smoked cod loins is the fridge, so that was settled. Ahh, but how to cook it, hmm.
I have it, I'll cut the little buggers into mini medallions, give them a light dusting of cayenne pepper, pop them into the steamer for 15 mins let them rest in the steamer for 5 more mins then into a container and into the fridge ready for consumption at about 6pm (my teatime), just drizzle a little Greek olive oil over the cod pieces add the salad and special spuds and there you have it a (healthy) meal fit for whoever wants to eat it, yummm!
I love cooking.
Late in the afternoon I decided I would make a chili, so I did, a bloody great pan of the stuff. Top tip, use only fresh jalapeno peppers, veggie mince (trust me and just try it) and the secret ingredient GOATS MILK, yes folks you heard right, goats milk, just not going to tell you how much to use and to paraphrase Sir A.C.H Melchet, "...Well we have to have some secrets Darling".
I got 3 containers worth (six meals) and a huge cup full (1 meal), the containers are in the freezer maturing for the next few months (chilies get hotter with more time as blocks of ice, trust me, the government does), not that it needs much maturing as it's already mouth and bowl blisteringly hot already. Right, here is a tip on heat in food, a good chili should not 'r' NOT weld your tongue to the roof of your mouth with the first fork full, it should be a gradual process that takes the whole meal, a meal that you can taste the tomatoes, a hint of garlic, a waft of the onions and the slap in the chops of the chilies themselves. Damn I'm good.

The up shot of all this culinary brilliance is that I have no clear space around the sink, both draining boards are full of stuff doing what comes naturally once it's been washed and placed on a draining board, that is, to dry. Yes I do own Teatowels, I got them as a present, doesn't mean I have to use them that would be too girlie for words.

So once I'd been fed and watered it was into Blogspace and an hour trawling the darker side of humanity, seriously there are people out there who make me feel more than ok about my life and my beliefs, Christ they even make that group of gorilla knitters seem normal (they're out there you know, urban wool weavers, making impossible stuff out of the simplest materials, just like the A team really). Well after an hour blogging my superiority complex was back to normal levels and it was time to update my own blog so that someone else out in blog space could feel superior. What comes around goes around, karma.

Well That's it for now, think I'll go trawl blog space a bit more, bye now.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Read the next one down....

'Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out......

Right I've calmed down a wee bit now that I've had my rant. However it will still be a very bad day if anyone from Motorola contact me in the next few days. So if you are reading this and you work in tele sales or after sale care for motorcrap, stand by to have your ears blead.

The photo in Q was a picture of a shop that sells WOOL (duh, duh, DAHHH!), spotted it on a stroll in Pompy, just thought OLPP, PK and the rest of those wyrd sisters would like to see it.

You people wouldn't believe the things that I have seen....{Roy Batty}

I HATE EVERYTHING!!!!!!

Annoyed? Me?

DAMNED RIGHT I AM

It would seem that Motorola suck.

All I wanted to do was transfer a photo from my v3 to the computer, but NO not today and not ever it would seem.

Plugged in the phone into the laptop in the kitchen, the prog started and automaticly went to the auto update site, OK thinks I, that's good. Actually that was very very bad, with a capital sucks ass. It updated itself twice then after a third reboot wouldn't acknowlege that the phone was connected, bloody annoying or what!

I've tried numerous (5) cables to see if that helps, all to no avail. The phone sees the computer and starts charging but the bleedin' computer sits there with it's electronic thumb up it's electonic bum convinced that there is no phone (there is no spoon[maybe it's some zen cobblers in the software]) that mere mortals like mysef are not to wot of!

My BP has got to be up at least 20 points over this annoying jaunt to crap electronics central.

FECK, FECK, FECK, FECK!!!

I thought today was going too bloody well by half, FLIP! And probably HECK too.

Another thing that has got my dander up about this bloody phone is that a smeg load of dust has got into the underside of the clear plastic cover over the screen, rendering he screen illegible in daylight and looking F£%Incg crap in any other light, it's a shame relay considering that I lusted after this phone when it was first released, but could onlyrelayy justify the expence of getting one on PAYG when the price got bellow 3 figures and my previous phone suffered decelleration trauma (4 times if the truth be known). I feel seen off.

Hello MOTO, kiss my but.

AAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Whoops, all the windows seem to have blown out.

Look I've just done the wreched spell check and it too is not making a lot of sence, I supose I'm too worked up to make the correct choices for it, so today I've given up on the spell crapper. It's probably set to US or bloody Martian for all I know!!

AND B4 ANY BOD SAYS.

YES I HAVE TURNED IT OF AND ON AGAIN.

EVEN UNINSTALLED AND REINSTALLED THE ORIGINAL SOFTWARE, SADLY TO NO AVAIL.

PROBABLY A NEW CHEAPER AND ABOVE ALL MORE RELIABLE PHONE TOMORROW.

Monday, August 21, 2006

LACKING IN DIRECTION

It's Monday, nothing happening at work, so taking the afternoon off so I can expend some mental energy in trying to figure out what it is I want to do with my life after this job is done with next year.

I'm going to need to figure out what it is and what training I'm going to need. I have one option in mind already, millionaire's bastard for the job and the training will consist of learning to drive a yacht and how to order the perfect pink gin.

Seriously haven't a clue!!!!

Something indoors with no heavy lifting, the preisthood? Nahh.

All I know is that I don't want to do what I've been doing for the last twenty two years one day more than I have to.

At the moment I feel like the least together guy on the planet.

what's worse is the albums I bought the other day and transferred to my ZEN, well there are dropouts in the playback, that will be down to the prog running in the background that is supposed to free up system memory, I'll have to rip the damned things again, ho hum.

Friday, August 18, 2006

T.G.I.F.

Yipee...

Friday at last, but by god that week dragged by like the hundred year war.

On the up side tho' I did manage to slope off early almost every day, well it's the middle of a holiday period so there isn't an awful lot of people about and hardly anyone wanting interesting stuff made out of metal, which is what I do for a living, good eh.

went to Nando's for the first time on wed evening for some Portuguese style chicken with some seriously spicy sauce. O.M.G. That place is great, looking forward to my next visit already but that probably wont happen for a few more weeks, we had some really spicy stuff and as the saying goes "too much of a good thing blah blah", yeah but a top rate place.

supposed to be going up to the smoke on sat to visit a friend who's back in the country after a long absence. But seeing as I haven't heard from him since tue it looks like I'll not be going, well he did say that if he got this new job he was interviewed for he would be in Marakesh for a week to celebrate his new job, well all I can say is that he better have a sun tan when we do meet up.

Well that's really all I have for the moment, so bye for now and don't have nightmares.

P.S. A big hello to OLPP and PK.

New diet

I'm on a new diet, it's called the whiskey diet and it's fab.

I've lost three days already.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

ONE LAST THING BEFORE I GO

Gess who?























See you all soon, I hope.

Right that's it I realy am going to relax in front of the goggle box, now that I'm packed, the washing is done, the dishes are done and the cooker has been cleared of the action damage of the last couple of days, gone is the beard and now for the discovery channel and a bottle of wine.

HELLO CHUMS!!

Hello chums, this is just to let my vast readership know that I'm going back to work tomorrow and as such this blog will probably be updated about twice a week, maybe only once a week for the next few months. But I promise to answer any comments left on this blog when I do log on, cheers.

Chin, chin.

The nicest gal I know

The nicest gal I know...even if she has a knitting issue

http://oldladypenpal.blogspot.com/

Visit this site for all your knitting need, she also has a warm humor, odd but warm.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Don't Americans do the stupidest things!!!

Hi it's me again, just been on the google film slot, well what can I say. Ahemm, with the exception of one German kid having a Bazzie...

The rest of you people in the most powerful country on this ball of mud, need an IQ injection

Gods are you people stupid or what!?

There endeth the lesson!

night,night........freaks!

Ed.

Does anyone know how I go about putting sound and video clips on this blog??

I'm on blogspot.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Mum and Dad pay a visit

Mum, dad and brother popped round earlier, brother only stayed for a while, just a cuppa (in the new jumbo size cups I've got) and a chat, he was only really dropping off mum and dad, he and his family went to Shakespeare country the other day said it was nice. One day I'll have to stop there myself, I've passed thru it hundreds of times either heading north or south.

I invited mum and dad around for tea a few days ago, to try out a new recipe on them (guinea pigs*). I had cut a couple pork loins into medallions the night before and had them soaking in a mixture of Greek olive oil, a dash of chili olive oil, a sprinkling of crushed dried red chilies, two teaspoons of honey and a pinch of Salt and black pepper and finally a good sized splash of light soy sauce, blended all together and poured over the pork, covered in the fridge over night then today put the whole mix into a frying pan and cooked slowly for 30 mins stir and turn occasionally. Served with baby new potatoes and steamed veg (cauliflower, green beans and carrots), with a glass of Blossom Hill pinot grigio, splendid.

Oh and we had Chocolate swirl ice cream and chilled Mellon balls for desert.

I'm now as full as an egg, with a sinkfull (two more like it) of washing up to do and no hot water(yet), mum and dad have just left as the weather looks like it's going to get nasty , lets hope they get in before it does, anyway I suppose it was a nice change for mum, no cooking and no washing up to do.

The antena that feeds the didgi box for my telly is flapping around in the wind so no telly for me tonight, I'll have to get it fixed before I go back to work in case it comes loose and brains someone, that wouldn't suck enough.

Well must dash, I can't sit here all evening talking to you I have to take the penguin for a walk.

* I must point out that due to my shockingly bad grasp of the English language I may have mislead people to believe that I had cooked Guinea pigs, nothing could be further from the truth, I cooked pork and my parents where the guinea pigs, I mean they're human of course, but this was a first time recipe.
Thanks to Allen for pointing that out, cheers.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

A DAMN GOOD STEW

Didn't really do a lot today other than go to the supermarket to get a few bits and bobs, needed some stuff for a recipe I found on the web.

Here's what I made...



And here it is again 12 minutes later.Yumm!!

I might have over done it on the lemon but O.M.G. this stuff is divs.It's my take on Beef and Bean Khoresh, which is a Persian stew, the recipe calls for it to be served with rice, but I had a couple of slices of bread for dippers and to mop up with.

Bet you wish you where as good a cook as me.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Kid Friendly You Tube videos

Phew, that was a relief. That boil turned out just to be a little pimple, I was looking at it with the shaving mirror instead of a normal one. Duhhh!

Bin day tomorrow (today/later) it being oo:55 hrs. So it looks like I'll be pulling another all nighter, those that know me will know why that might be, it's just so silly/odd that I'm in two minds (sing- "if only you had half a mind") whether or not to write it here.

Oh hell I may as well tell, it's not like I'm gonna get any kip anyway.

Are you sitting comfy, then I'll begin.

Once upon a time in the grim north of England, where it always rains even if the south is in drought, if you can believe such a thing, lived a man who worked very hard, but had to work hard down south where the sun shines all day long and where the jobs are.

Because he worked so very hard he didn't always come home, but when he did he generated trash just like everybody in the whole wide world, this trash built up in the bin little by little, over the weekends that he did come home, which where few.

But the bin men didn't come to empty the bins at the weekends and so the trash built up to almost health hazard proportions, well the kindly people that the man worked for let the man take holidays at certain times of the year, but when all put together came to six weeks at home. six weeks, six opportunities to get his bin emptied sometimes only five or four opportunities if bin day fell on a bank holiday.

So the man is sad and is scared he may sleep in one morning and miss these surprisingly early to rise binmen, so he stays awake all night to make sure he can put the bin out in time for these rapid binmen. There ends the story of the hardworking man, his full bin and the council that allow him to pay a fortune in council tax each year so that he may have his bin emptied 4 or 5 times a year.

Good night children, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.

I could stand the constant tickling no longer. So just before midnight I put fresh power cells into the trimmer and shaved off my beard, well almost, I still have a van Dyke, which I think rather suits me. Can't wait till I retire next year and I can grow a van Dyke, keep it and grow in to a point, a bit like an imperial but without all the side whiskers also did what hair I had on my head, so now I look like a slightly tanned billiard ball with a beard. It's a look not everyone can pull off and still keep their credibility. I was going to post before and after shots, but three things stopped that, regard:-
1. forgot to take before shot.
2. got camera shy, so no after shot.
3. a truly huge boil that developed almost instantly on the border between the hairy part and the smooth part.
in fact if you'll excuse me I'm just going to take another peek at the thing, back in a mo.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Had a bit of a bazzie on yesterday about teenage gits and nerdowells, spat my dummy out and got on my soap-box, to anyone who read that now deleted entry what can I say but,WHOOPS. I'll try not to let things get the better of me in future, can't promise mind.

Had nephew around today so we went to the shops, not a very interesting day for a 15(16) year old lad you may think, but I think he derived some entertainment value from the fact that anyone who like myself has size 13 (UK size) feet is considered a freak by footwear manufactures and we are limited in amount and style of the things and have to order them special like. We visited half a dozen shoe shops only to be told by all of them that their stock didn't go up to a size 13, all very depressing.

So to console myself and to add a bit of cheer to a young lads boring day with his mad uncle, I got us both one of these each, his one is for his birthday next week.

Not the player in the middle we both have one of those each already, although mine (pictured) is a 8Gb photo, while nephew's is the 6Gb monochrome version. Anyway we both hate the fact that there is hardly any additional stuff to get for the creative labs mp3 players compared to the massive amounts available to the many, and inferior, i-pods.

This dock however has us both gobsmacked, the sound quality of this little fella is outstanding, it comes with a remote control too, which looks v sexy. It can connect any of the others out there but is at its best with zen micro, oh and the transformer has an interchangable bit that will allow you to use it in the UK and Europe, cool.

Nephew is playing need for speed rivals on my psp (the white one, black is at work), has been for hours (1.5) and then complained of a stiff neck, well Duhhh!! So he's had a two minute break to get a drink of apple tango and is now back in the fray, kids eh.

Oh and we had a late lunch made up of everything a growing lad needs, two onion bhargies(spelling) and two quorn sweet chillie sausage butties, washed down with ice cold apple tango, marvelous. Don't know what to do for evening meal, they're all such fussy eaters.

look git chops!! send me your f in email address or no more chilies and I bloody mean it (this time)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It could happen.

What's that then?

Someone, anyone, could see my blog and leave a massage or even a message I'm not fussy which.

So, the devil will be driving to work in a snowplow then?

It's a distinct possibility I guess.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

GIS Sites

Little sis goes home tomorrow, she's upstairs trying to shoehorn the massive amount of stuff she brought with her into the enormous case on wheels she has. All the while chanting to herself, "I must learn to travel light!".

Who knows, she may succeed. Personally I'd expect to see airborne bacon before any woman learned to travel light.

I hope she had a nice time as I hardly saw her as she had a lot of ground to cover and a lot of people to see and places to go, but we did spent a pleasant afternoon at mum and dad's, mum made a big pot of coddle and I had some now that I'm no longer a veggie, OMG words fail me, suffice to say that it was all my memory said it would be like and more, thanks mum.

Follow the link bellow to find one of the best uses of steam since R. Trevithick thought about putting one of his engines on wheels, and the rest became history.

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn3321

If I had a suspisious and paranoid frame of mind I'd be tempted to think that the reason I have not seen any steam powered speed boats (other than a few pictures of Turbinia gate crash a fleet review) is that the petrolium industry buried it and probably at midnight in an un-marked grave.

This is the new dining set I got the other day, I just had enough of chipped crockery and mismached cutlery and now that I drink wine instead of beer I now have proper wine glasses


And now edge on

And from above



Close up of glass and new coaster

Fork, knife and spoon, little spoon isn't in the picture because he was playing up in front of the camera and was sent to bed, but everyone agrees he takes after his mum for looks.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Here's some of my favorite links

http://www.yourpsp.com/psp/locale.html

And here's another good one (if youlike this sort of thing). How about doing a world tour without leaving the same room as your computer, try this.

http://marcussharpe.com/vidstream.htm

or this one has it's moments

http://www.earthcam.com/

my favorite radio station

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbc7/

Nobby follow the link and send me your e-mail address, cheers!!


This should amuse Kathrine (sorry if that's spelled wrong and now has your blood pressure doubled).



Die Mouse, DIE!!!

i have the animated version of the cat and gun

Oh Buddha, that was embarrassing. I re-named my blog and spelled veggie with only one g, problem solved, must remember the spell checker in future.

Duhh!

Right I've changed the name and address of this blog, and sent the details to some friends and family, lets see who comes visiting.

Jedi Squirrels in a park somewhere


I'm just waiting for the squirrels out the back of my place to start flying miniature x-wings and having a battle over foraging rights to the park.

It's half past three in the morning and I have spent hours just looking at random blogs, never staying very long, occasionally posting a comment. There are certainly a lot of peeps blogging away like mad out there. Some blogs make this one look like a work of genius, others make it look like it is and some sites are just fantastic with sounds and pictures in the background. Anyway getting back to the point, just gone to have a drink of my now cold coffee and there is a small winged insect floating in it and all I could think of was that the creature couldn't have been that thirsty.

A nice picture of a Steam train, fantastic.


I even had a ride in the train, and later got to stand on the footplate and ask a lot of damn fool questions, I came over all Fred Dibnah, marvelous.


And this is the footplate of a different train, you can even see the flames.

They where all a bit odd (the staff), but he was the oddest

I think it's the hat, they take it in turns to wear it and it goes to their heads.

OK no more train pictures, this isn't a train spotters paradise, I just like steam engines of all kinds, enjoy.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Little sis is visiting from down south and is staying with me. Haven't seen her in ages, she looks well, her new man seems to be very good for her (ahhh).
The last few days have been a frantic round of visiting friends and family for her, and let's not forget the shopping and a trip to the hair dresser. Poor girl is knackered, early night tonight. She's planning to paint the town red tomorrow with big sis and niece number one, but plans to spent some quality time with niece number two during the day. I'm hoping to spend some gadget time with nephew.

Because of some work on the house now being deferred until next year I had some money burning a hole in my pocket, HAD (past tense) some money. It would appear that it's not just girls who do "retail therapy", as I went out and spent some of the money I was going to lavish on the house. I needed a new TV for the bedroom (yes it's sad but that's all I do in my bedroom, that and the occasional sleep) as the one I've had for the last 15 years finally went fiitzt! The other day so it was out with the old and in with a nice and shiny LCD 20", looks nice but I'll have to get a stand for it as it is sitting on top of a cardboard box that is itself on a rocking chair. An accident waiting to happen.

While in the kitchen (a place I spend a lot of time in, the computer is here) I quite fancied a mug of coffee, a splendid beverage that I always allow to go cold before drinking it it's a habit of mine. Anyway as I was looking for a teaspoon to stir the coffee with I was suddenly struck by the fact that the cutlery draw was a complete hash of various styles and makes of knives, forks and spoons and not one complete set amongst the whole lot, "it'll have to go" thinks I. Next as I was getting my mug I noticed the same disarray in the plates and bowls situation. The upshot of all this is that I went to a large store (that rejoices in the fact that is part of the wallmart family) near my house (twice) and got as well as the telly, new crockery, cutelry and a microwave oven, the old oven being damaged (well you're not supposed to use them if the doors are damaged), how else could I do a baked potato. I also had to get a new landline phone for big sis because when I phoned her to see if her hubby could give me lift in his car with all the boxes (I only have a pushbike I can't drive you see) she dropped the phone into her full mug of coffee, last time it was the sink, delicate electronics and liquid of any kind don't mix so the phone died again, last time it took a month for all the water to evaporate and she could use the phone again, anyhow the new phone is a twin set cordless job so if sis drops it in any more liquid then she has a spare.

Also got lots more spices a sieve and a ladle, not terribly exciting I know but there you are.

Right. It's silly O'clock ( very late )

but can any one tell me how to combine this blog and google earth? because there is stuff I would like to share with the world,

I tell you it's an ongoing war betweeen the comma and the full stop here.

It's any ones guess what you'll get at the end of a statement around herer,,,

This is just to see

Oh bollox lets go back to black and white, colour (correct spelling of the word colour not color or however the americans spell it!)

But I must apologies becauase people who are whale omlettes shouldn't live in glass bungalows.

There I was, trying to get to grips with the temporal nature of blog entries, clicked on the spell check and lost the entire bloody entry.DAMN.

That's it no more spwll chrkwr!!!!

Here's one for the treckies out there, what ship is this off (not U.S.S. Blahh)...